(via drewsteezy)
W= coke made sprite, sprite made pepsi but who made you so god damn sexy ?!=]
D = if i could rearrage the alphabet i would put u and i together !
W= Everytime i look at you, you remind me of pokemon cuhhs everytime i look at you i wanna Peek- at -chu
D = Thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it ?
W= So did it hurt ?
Girl: When ?
W= When you fell from heaven